Pet Benefits

I hear pets help you live longer.  I guess that could be true. I mean, you could be home all by yourself, listening to an MP3 player and vacuuming the floor.  Someone could break in to your house and you'd never know it. This is where your pet comes in. Cats have an amazing ability of making you more aware of your environment.  

(Kitty Translator - Now that I have your attention and you've turned that noisy thing off, you may pet me. And then you may feed me.  I want the stuff in the can.)